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You’ve created a human alarm clock without a snooze button!

Welcome to the life-upending, sleep-thieving, crazy old business known as parenthood. The hours are long and the pay is non-existent, but the rewards are priceless. They better be.

You’re in for quite a ride, but this hilarious gift book is here to tell it like it is, respect the struggle and help you see the funny side. A blend of real talk, hard-won wisdom and relatable observations, this is the perfect antidote to all those well-meaning myths about the unbelievable journey that you and your little one have just begun.

The realizations that are going to dawn on you pretty fast include:

Just think, in a couple of years that little angel will be calling you a poo-head.

Despite all the boundaries you set, sometimes you are going to have to let the baby win.

Your biggest daily achievement is now getting another human to burp.

This is the perfect gift for anyone with a new baby and a sense of humour.